Erogame characters live!

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This is just awesome. One Japanese hentai game has added several in-jokes referencing the recent attempts to censor H-games, including an opening text block in which all the characters in the game collectively insist that they agreed to everything that happens to them. Canned Dogs has the whole story. A few excerpts from one in-game conversation:

Surprised Suigen Ninja:'' We, fictional characters, apparently have human rights.''

Listening Suigen Ninja:'' Huh?''

Surprised Suigen Ninja:'' There are apparently some special people that will get angry and show sympathy for us if we get raped. And they'll start lobbying for us too.''

Listening Suigen Ninja:'' Wow, we even can't do anything ourselves without a creator or a player but we have human rights ... since they acknowledge that we have human rights, I wonder if they'll acknowledge that we have the right to vote too. Our creators will work hard to do some political manipulation.''